Well hello there you gorgeous humans. Okay so I’ve been seeing this post briefly float around and I knew it was definitely my thing. In fact everyone should do this because it’s the most relatable thing on earth.
The title is pretty self-explanatory so I am not going to explain it, imma just jump right in!
· Let’s just slap some moisturizer on and hope it cures my dehydrated/dry skin
· Arghhhh why do I have so much texture on my skin
· Don’t forget to primer! Don’t forget to prime! Don’t forget to primer!
· How long should I wait before I apply foundation?
· Which of my 1000000 foundations should I use? *opens draw to an avalanche of foundations*
· *avalanche on foundation continues*
· What brush should I use?
· I really need to wash my brushes
· Applies foundation – please don’t look cakey!
· Does this match my constantly changing skin tone? Nope! *blends down neck and prays people don’t notice*
· Hello skin texture that looks 10 x obvious whenever I wear makeup!
· Grabs concealer, why are my dark circles so bad all I do is sleep, blog and go to uni
· Let me set my concealer even though the two big wrinkles under my eyes will make my concealer crease as well as my neighbours!
· *forgets to go in with spot concealer*
· *sets foundation with powder* oh crap I should have spot concealed and I wanted to cream contour today
· *brushes out brows and quickly fills them in* I may not have much but at least my brows don’t give me a hard time
· Grabs 1 out of the 10000 contour kits I own – why does only one side of my face contour nicely?
· *applies blush* I really should get into cream blush – ah well!
· *applies highlighter – maybe too much highlighter* yasss baby!
· *grabs random eyeshadow palette*
· *slaps on some neutrals*
· *curls lashes and applies mascara* Dam it that one weird outer lash is poking my eyeball again!
· What lipstick should I wear?
· *grabs bold lipstick* let’s be daring!
· *applies bold lipstick*
· *10 minutes later* nahhhhhh *wipes off bold lipstick and wears neutral*
· *Sprays face with setting spray* I hope this keeps my makeup on
That wraps up this post? What goes through your mind as you apply makeup? Drop a comment and tell me and let’s get chatting. I hope you all have an awesome day, I love you guys and I’ll see you in the next post!